Exilander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nirvana - Dumb]

Didn't want to like it.

But nice job. I thought this film stuck a little too close to the lyrics, maybe. I dunno. The high audio quality was very nice, and the character designs were also good. Nirvana is just a downer, not really the music, but the band. I almost wish no one would ever speak of it again, but at least you are being creative, instead of just whoring the band out like a t-shirt with a big ugly picture of kurt on it. Whatever, nice work. I'd be interested to know what grade you got on this. Oh fuck it, who needs a grade from school, looks like NG people gave it an A+.

[RSNews]

No sir, I didn't like it.

I used to play RS until one day I realized that it sucked. Then I played RO for a long time until one day I realized that it sucked. Then I watched this flash and, because of my real world experience with things like this, realized immediatly that it sucked. Maybe if it was funny it would have been better.

[-TheRace-]

Eh...

Sorry, I hate Bush. What type of cars did you use for that? Just curious, my buddy and I have alot of Bit CharGs that we like to race around on a little table while everyone else is outside getting tans and playing sports. Get some of those, they are FUN!! Ok not really they are too expensive and uh what am I saying, yeah the movie would be better if the video quality was better, and the cars like turned corners and stuff.

[Pube Muppet On The Bus]

Hello my good man

Not the Pube's greatest adventure, but still entertaining. Normally, if a movie begs for a 5 like this one did, I would blam it regardless. But since it's the Pube Muppet, I'm gonna let this one slide.

[bad reviews what i think]

Laughs Abound

The shit is funny. I don't know why everyone has such a fit about animated dicks, they aren't going to get you. If they make you feel wierd, maybe it is because you want to touch them. What do I know, I'm not a swami.

eddiebalin responds:

You may not be a swami but you and all my fans are offishully SIT' s.

Swamis In Trianing.

PS my new name for my fan club is "the dirty dozen" so dont anyone else put me on their favurites list becasxe theyll ruin the name

[Psycholapse]

Pretty Cool!

OK, you're on my favorites! I like it. You should go check out Gender-Neutral and The Richard Keel Experience by Disaster Labs, they have this shit down to a science. (The guys responsible for Arfenhouse.) To Entertainees: Make sure to put your brain on auto-pilot to enjoy this movie! Yer gonna ruin the stew! Don't put the potatoes in ther-O KRAP U RUINED THE STEW

[I Love Egg EP.10]

I LOVE EGG BIATCH

Great, great, great! I Love Egg is one of the best animations I have ever seen, flash or not! This is my least favorite egg movie though, go watch 7&9 for the HUGEST FUN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"]

I didn't know what to expect...

That shit was funny! I've been blamming crap all day and haven't laughed once. I really didn't expect to laugh at this, considering I how much I hated the MK movie. (I was dragged (drug? (drugged? (how many of these can I have?))) to the theater to see it. (The MK movie)) I almost spit out my coffee when he peed the bed! Well done, I didn't want to like it but...I did! Imagine that!

Knox responds:

ha ha ha ha ha!!!i get that alot :)

[Moonwalker (VGDC Flick)]

Pretty Funny

To answer the previous reviewer, if I remember correctly, Jacko would catch a shooting star and turn into robo-Jacko. Yeah. I think the whole game was based on his video for...uh...Moonwalker? Anyways I know um...yeah the bad guy was Mr. Big,in the video he was played by...uh...shit i forget. Anyways, yeah, a shooting star. Good flash, my friends and I used to joke about what he was doing collecting all those children. :P "Thank you Michael!" O_O

[Zelda is missing...again2]

Mechanically Violated

Good flash. A little long, actually some of it was kinda boring. Some of if was really funny! The only gripes I had were about the music of course, although it really captured that 8-bit era "oh shit this song never ends" vibe. Also there were a few spelling errors and more than a few grammatical errors, which may not matter to some, but drives me absolutley batshit. I know you worked hard on this flash, and it shows, but when the dialogue has so many errors, it makes the whole thing look sloppy. Don't get me wrong, this was a great movie!