Exilander's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Freak: Episode 2]

Well done.

Very well animated! Can't wait for the next one.

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy]

Funny...

Pretty good! I laughed when the machine killed the little boy! I also noticed Aphex o'clock...

[Final Fantasy A+]

Sugoi!!

I haven't reviewed a movie in a very long time, but this one is just too good! Totemo ii desu! Kyonen no rokugatsu kara nihongo o benkyou shiteimasu kara kono eiga ga suki desu! Sumimasen, bokuno nihongo ga dame, deshou? Ja, ganbarimasu,yo! Tabun, one day i'll be as jouzu as you! (Wakaru, I suck :P)

Great artwork and sound in this movie. You're not Japanese? How do you draw so well? Joudan datta! Next to num1000 512kb cache mix, this is my favorite flash ever. Thanks!

[Potter Puppet Pals 2!]

Damn dude

OMFG Neil when are you gonna return my britney spears porn? Damn dude

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Teenage Sucide...DONT DO IT!

Wow another suicide movie. At least this one's in Russian. Sorry, I know you put a lot of work into this movie, but it's just a bummer. What's the point? I guess I just don't think suicide is very interesting. The people who do it aren't romantic, tragic figures, they're doorknobs. Add some ninjas and a clown and I'll vote 5. Anybody want cake?

[Final Fantasy Thanksgivin]

Good job

Cool movie! Personally, I like the randomness as a matter of fact I think it should be even crazier. On the subject of Cactuars however...I HATE 'EM! Yep, wanna see them all die. Have you played x-2 yet? Yeah screw the cactuars. I'm not looking for them again. They can all die in a hole. O yeah and the king arthur thing actually WAS funny, even though another reviewer said it wasn't. He was wrong, I am right. Now, out of respect for my kind review, I ask that you immediatly set to work on a movie titled: "Exilander Kills the Cactuars". For my character just make him a...like a...bird thing with a gun and a lasso. Yeah and a crazy hat. Like a crazy green one.

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

FOAMAAAAAAAAAY

Foamy rules.

[The First Thing]

Coldplay Eats...

Yes that's right folks, Coldplay sucks balls. They're songs are like the same three dreary chords over and over and over until that singer gets tired of whining. There are better whiny bands out there like pavement and radiohead. Just my opinion. Besides that, the movie sucked. Nice art I guess, characters were cool, but the premise is boring and nothing happens. Put a ninja in there and change the music and I'll vote 10. Make it "The First Thing:Exilander Edition" (TFT:EE) and I'll vote 10.

Sharples responds:

wow... you're like THE newgrounds stereotype.... and i thought they didn't exist

[Battle for the Portal Pt3]

Great!

Awesome!! But..you misspelled piece on the loading screen. =/ Who cares, right? Can't wait for part 4!!

SecretAgentBob responds:

"Peace" means "The absence of war or other hostilities"

"Piece" means "A thing considered as a unit or an element of a larger thing"

So it was spelled correctly

Anyway, thanks for the review! Glad you liked the movie. Part 4 is up, you should be able to find it by searching for it (it's still a rather new submission)

[WT, then some (Clay)]

Not your average clay...

Nice work. Normally I don't like claymation movies, because for the most part, they eat balls. But this was different! The voices were clear, the movie quality was clear, and there was a pretty good plot. All good things. Circular. Like a merry go round. Ahem. For the record, I hate Linkin Park, but aside from that the sound was good. Great detail on your clay dudes! Hmm, William Tell routine. Ever seen (or read) Naked Lunch?

DrNeroCF responds:

Realistically, I can't please everyone as far as the music goes, but if you or anyone else knows of some songs that would be good background tunes, email me suggestions!